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The more I see of Trump, the more I think he is actually the worst person in America (non-murderer category). I would not buy a bagel from that man.

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

Tiffany,

So it’s like the original NES with wired controllers that only went a few feet and having to hit the reset/power button to switch games?

Howard Dean may have a theory

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

“The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of kindergartners.”

I hate people some days.

And nothing will change about our gun laws. Shining city on a hill indeed.

Meanwhile, Trump has been reading up in preparation for the next debate:

More proof of his winning temperament!

An angry john in Cincy throws a hooker off the top of 3 story building.

The way it’s mirroring 1930's Germany is pretty uncanny...

Anything you throw at him? Even...a handful of sand? Or a live pigeon? Or a porcupine?

Go USA Today!

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