The greatest trick Brandon Chicken ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

Just came here to say thanks for the Templeton reference. :)

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“Stong Pokémon, weak Pokémon, that is only the foolish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites.”

Jeez Bibi, settle...no, wait, not over there!

What’s that sound?

I want Obama to sign like a shit load of executive orders before he’s gone. Just like go nuts. Legalize weed nationally. $20 minimum wage. 8 weeks paid vacation time. Single payer health care. Paid 6 month family leave. Just go full tilt socialist.

Newt is trying so hard for that cabinet post.

But then they wouldn’t be 400 lbs for long.

It could have been a 400 pound man eating Haribos by the bushel.

In fairness, 11 online polls immediately confirmed his suspicions.

Aahhh, aren’t you sweet. Thanks for thinking of me.

Except everyone can name a foreign leader trump admires.

Should have just said Justin Trudeau or something. Gary, this is like a job interview - the answer itself doesn’t matter, just that you have one.

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

This guy was governor of a state that borders Mexico.

“Look at this poor who is taking our picture.”