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no need to gloss over it.

Very nicely done

They really nailed it.

Pokémon Sun’s Alolan Exeggutor is a joke. Alolan Exeggutor nail art, however, is the real deal, and also a joke. Amounet nails did it, and it kills.

Definitely not Skittles, though...

I say let the Donald do what he does best. Get George Lucas to be his debate coach.

“Again, faster and with more intensity.”

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

Trump has never been known to use drugs or even drink

“My nasal cavities are yuge, just tremendous nasal cavities. They’re unbelievable cavities, the best, really. Just wait, you’re gonna love ‘em. They’re such great nasal cavities that, unfortunately, the slightest sound of air passing through them is picked up by a broken microphone. That’s the microphone’s fault.

I mean...OF COURSE Trump has or does snort coke and/or abuses some kind of prescription. That is par for the course for his ilk.

Dear Mr. Tyson, you don’t know me but I have a gift for you...

Any kind of punch or just a straight punch? Because the five finger death punch would be my choice. Just saying.

Helping sick people and punching douchebags?

They basically said “look, historically we reflexively support Republicans regardless of who their opponent is because we are conservatives dammit. But even we see that now is not the time to vote Republican just because you always have.”

Actually, I think this is one of the absolute best ways to reach undecided voters.

They better watch, or that ten-yr-old kid of his and the 400lb bedridden man will set The Cyber on their print asses.

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

This one is totally true. The mind control drug is calibrated to drive people into a frenzy of shopping, which is why flu shots are administered shortly before Christmas.