the real reason the telephone was created.

lol at the baby dino’s face being pixelated.

Let’s just get the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog out of the way. Moving on....

It depends. In your scenario does he not shut the fuck up about Islam or rep a Muslim equivalent of a hateful group like Focus on the Family?

So Heimdall’s the Soul Gem. Twist!

Who’s your dealer?

“Here’s the truth: Either Hillary Clinton or her opponent will be elected president this year. And if you vote for someone other than Hillary or if you don’t vote at all, then you are helping to elect Hillary’s opponent.”

I would vote twice.

So let’s ruminate over the fact that, if we had just gotten our shit together, if the country was even marginally less racist and sexist and if the climate of American politics was even slightly less idiotic, we might have gotten a President Michelle Obama.

Good sound off the bat:

Holy shit

“alright , boys, let’s celebrate! A round of Blood of Christ on me! “

“I’ll have a Coke, please.”

Trump (sniffling and slurping water): “Can we get KFC?”
Ailes: “No. Sit down.”
Trump: “HEY, FUCK YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!”
Ailes: “Dude...”

I hate people like you.

It’s important to remember one thing. If non-whites were not allowed to vote, the main plank on the dream Republican platform, Trump would still win in a landslide, horrendously incompetent debate showing and overall unsuitability for the job be damned.

This, about Clinton’s training, cracked me up.

You think teaching Trump to debate is hard? Try getting him to sit still in his high chair when the aiwwwwwplane brings him his cawwwwots!!