“My nasal cavities are yuge, just tremendous nasal cavities. They’re unbelievable cavities, the best, really. Just wait, you’re gonna love ‘em. They’re such great nasal cavities that, unfortunately, the slightest sound of air passing through them is picked up by a broken microphone. That’s the microphone’s fault. …
I mean...OF COURSE Trump has or does snort coke and/or abuses some kind of prescription. That is par for the course for his ilk.
Dear Mr. Tyson, you don’t know me but I have a gift for you...
They basically said “look, historically we reflexively support Republicans regardless of who their opponent is because we are conservatives dammit. But even we see that now is not the time to vote Republican just because you always have.”
Actually, I think this is one of the absolute best ways to reach undecided voters.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
They better watch, or that ten-yr-old kid of his and the 400lb bedridden man will set The Cyber on their print asses.
They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:
Are they going to call it Kimba: the White Lion this time?
Did you make that comment on your portable supercomputer smart phone? Just asking.
Very creepy.
The more I see Spidey’s new suit, the better it looks. That’s even before all the CG “touch-ups” they’ll undoubtedly do to it.
Trump’s version of this speech would have been A) conducted in the lobby of his new DC hotel, and B) a single slide letting us know the plan was actually top secret, but he needs twenty trillion dollars on good faith.
I want to know how to reduce an orange’s fat. You’re shitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
You don’t need to have a convenient hollywood alien to make space truly terrifying. We don’t need to be attacked, there’s also solar rays, near supernovae, self destruction, comet strikes, asteroid strikes, mega volcano detonation......If we want to survive long term, we need more than one little ball
Not something you need to worry about. The thought is if we DON’T go to Mars something in dozens, thousands, or millions of years will eventually wipe us out. If we do go to Mars and others and setup independent colonies, we as a species, become very hard to kill.
So anyway...here’s a magic trick.