“Coughing prevention machine” <- Internet Gold

“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to”- Elon Gandalf Musk

We will wait for 15 minutes... unless there is free food or booze. Then we don’t care if they never show up.

Im no fucking dummy, thats clearly her reptilian tale that been folded up and duct taped in place. I’m no fucking fool.

5. Dial switch located on the cord.

He already has. I just hope we never get a chance to see what a Trump presidency would be like....

Thanks for putting that out there. Now the GOP is going to blame Hillary for putting the Emergency management office in the WTC.

Well now we at least know where Trump was getting his cocaine from.

Hey Rudy:

That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...

Wait didn’t he cheat on his wife ? Didn’t she fond out he was leaving her for another woman during a press conference?

And along with that Rudy, you’re also boring. Go away. You are no longer useful, even as a cautionary tale.

who knew the ancients adhered to a strict policy of “step on a crack, you break your mother’s back?”

At the end of the movie, the actor we think is James McAvoy rips off the mask and we find out it’s Andy Kaufman.

My greatest regret is only having one star to give.

With that track record, he should run for President.

No, according to the article it won’t.

A sling ring is a prop invented for the film that sorcerers use to help them perform sorcery. It’s kind of their magic wand.

Who gives a shit. Has Tesla not accomplished something amazing? Have they not influenced the industry to pursuit better electric cars and autonomous driving? Is Space X not accomplishing something phenomenal?

How quickly do people forget about what he’s actually done. Even if this is a PR stunt to bolster his image, it…