OMG I was thinking of this line from the Simpsons all throughout his Hannity tirade. Thanks for posting this gif.

“These fools think i’m spending all this money to colonize Mars. Little do they know, it’s really a ruse to finally create my secret lair on my way to global domination!”

“I was interested to see a bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?”

What a way for those folks to die tho

What are his plans to deal with any hostile locals?

Patton wouldnt have a website. Y’know, if internet or computers were around in 1943

Seem a little early for an Oscar release. I think they ain’t even worried about it.

You had me at “Watch Viola Davis and Denzel Washington”.

I guffawed hard at that one. “She using my own words! Not fair!”

Yes, the “really mean ads” that use his own quotes. It’s so delicious.

Even those fuckers at Fox are starting to realize the kind of monster they’ve created. We are truly living through some interesting times, folks.

same.

This whole line of conversation was an undisguised bear trap. Clinton wasn’t even camouflaging the traps at this point. And Doofus went right ahead and walked into it anyway.

And here I thought that the biggest problem with his microphone was that some danged fool turned it on.

Personally, I’m more concerned about the fact that Donald Trump appears to have elephantitis of the testes.

“My microphone was terrible. I wonder, was it set up that way on purpose? My microphone, in the room they couldn’t hear me, you know, it was going on and off. Which isn’t exactly great. I wonder if it was set up that way, but it was terrible.”

Did the microphone have coke on it? Maybe that accounts for the sniffing sounds.