Oh no, sir. We heard every word you said. Bad mic? We should’ve been so lucky.

“I have the best excuses. Absolutely world class. People everywhere are talking about them. Front page news, really... At least, that’s what they are saying.”

Nothing is ever his fault, nothing and it’s an axiom now.

When was this? Last night? You mean something else was on TV? Color me surprised. Wait, what color is surprise? Purple? Chartreuse? What the hell does chartreuse even look like?

Sure, bub. Which one are you, The Tyrant or LoveTheWhites?

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Pretending something you don’t like doesn’t exist until it goes away has never worked at all.

If you don’t see how this is relevant to tech and the future, then you’re the one who needs to go. Seriously, gtfo.

Gizmodo is about the cyber!

YEAH! I mean what does a presidential nominees stance on cyber security have ANYTHING to do with technology? I mean really! What kind of operation is this!?

Lester Holt did a decent job. Thank sweet baby Jesus that they didn’t give it to Matt Lauer.

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

He just said “I have a better temperment than her.” and the audience lost it. lol This asshole is getting his ass whooped coming and going.

No, stupid is at stupid does, but the 5% of undecides hopefully see what kind of belligerant, pompous, tax evading, man-child, racist spewing discarded from Starbucks for being rotten Pumpkin latte colored afterbirth.

Finding ways to get out of paying your taxes is more unpatriotic than taking a knee during the national anthem. At least Colin Kaepernick pays his fair share of the taxes that go to actually paying the troops and supplying them with the supplies they need.

sorry everyone