You know how to make the fastest man alive even faster?! Give him a couple hundred pounds of metal and carbon fiber to carry around!

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

ESPECIALLY Atom for some reason.

Now we just need Mountain Dew product placement in the movies to make it the most EXTREME superhero universe ever!

Hmmm. You know what looks a LOT like The Flash?

If it wouldn’t be a massive waste of time and resources, I’d love to see the FBI go “oh yeah, well if you knew about it before it happened, we’ll have to assume you were involved and investigate”.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

“Just pick a horoscope at random and give it whatever name you want.”

NASA, do you really think with all your reasoning, all your precision, and all your calculations, you can overthrow my inane traditions, morning ritual, daily guidance, and life structure?

damn you for getting that song stuck in my head

I shouldn’t laugh at this but I can’t help it!

And I would walk five hundred miles,

Jonathan Patrick Moore has been cast as Oliver Kind, “a water conversation specialist who befriends Jane.”

I guess the controversy with losing the latest Pokémon League was so strong that Ash got plastic surgery, moved to another country and left the spotlight by going back to school.

...those cheek squiggles... No matter the angle they now look like some weird mustache (or super long nose hair?) Can’t unsee it anymore.

“Is Diverse TV Here to Stay?”

“These are the healthiest players ever.”

Let’s put things in perspective: