Are the “politically correct police”the ones that shoot you? Or do they just make fun of you on Twitter? I keep getting this mixed up.

Would it only burn if your marshmallow was guilty of spilling the blood of innocents?

Give it time.

Just wait for it guys he wont pass the final exams either.

Eeeeehhhhhh I think I’m gonna side with the Airlines and the FAA on this one. The phone explodes. That’s a damn sight more dangerous than hair gel, and is a known fact. I don’t think they are going to ban all cell phones, but requesting you don’t use the exploding phone in a pressurized tube hurtling through the sky?…

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

The answer is Squirrel Girl. Not just because she can single handedly beat up everyone in the MU, but that she doesn’t always need to do it because she’s compassionate and understanding enough to try to reason with them first.

Also a Bugs Life.

Re: The Magnificent Seven

If this is true, then that’s kind of a dick move.

we now know giraffes come in more colorful options.

Yeah, but this one time Hillary met with the King of Bahrainistan or whatever after he gave her foundation some money, so, y’know, it’s all equal and stuff.

Bombastic

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

The genre is referred to as AG Racing, which stands for anti-gravity. But sure, let’s continue argue over shit for no reason.

if I didn’t know better I’d seriously think this post was a setup for yours.

Well, he has his ways...