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that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Oh, you just meant the building. How disappointing.

It’s happening!

“I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans. Maybe they’re just as good, and we’re just wasting time.” - Mitch Hedberg

Brendan, honey. No.

OMFG. I never do this but - this is our headline here at the Slot? Really? The email clearly says she wants to “bring along the state department” and asks for advice. Where is the “bypassing” attempt, exactly?

Yeah, that’s exactly what we do.

Donald Trump responded by taking a shit in his hand and throwing it at reporters, the New York Times reported that they both made good points.

To those who would defend Trump with “what he meant to say,” I would remind them that according to Trump, he always says what he means.

The Mets love to put their PR department through hell without fail.

Sounds

Avatar 2: Mr. Bean on Pandora

Nobody actually liked Avatar. It was more like “Oh wow this is stunning” during the movie, and then “Holy crap that was the most one-dimensional storyline ever to be deemed Oscar bait”.

I am curious what it will be based on when the scripts of Fern Gully were used up in the first movie.

was just going to summarize as “make money?”

Avatar has had so little impact on pop culture that one is hard pressed to find Avatar memes with which to shit on this news.

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.