One thing that I noticed though, that does kind of make me agree with Musk, is that the capsule on the top just kind of falls over. You’d think if there was a true explosion, it would have either been launched somewhere or blown to pieces. Not just tip over.

explosion - n - a really really fast fire

There’s a word for “a really fast fire”, and that word is “explosion”.

She only had 11 Blackberries during that time period?

Because clearly...

Yabut yabut if you don’t have the unwanted pregnancy, how you gonna punish the S-E-X?

Why is it so hard to understand that if you prevent a pregnancy, you prevent an abortion.

Yeah, we’ll ask the WDA (World Drug Administration) to get right on that, right after the world congress creates that organization and the world president appoints the world chairman.

Be careful of some of the taco trucks.

we dragon ball now

Snorlax’s attack looks like the animation of a summon from some japanese rpg game -crying-

I’ll forgive it if we can give Rattata a Mario hat.

Where’s the internet hubbub about Alola Rattata’s evil mustache?

SQUENIX DID IT

But the audit being finished isn’t an excuse. Finishing it won’t help. If they finish it, he’ll just be like “But I don’t have ten Twinkies. I can’t release my finances if I don’t have ten Twinkies.” And then someone will give him ten Twinkies then he’ll be like “Sorry, I meant eleven Twinkies. I only have ten. Sad!”…

This breathless coverage of the minutiae of Clinton’s daily schedule as Secretary of State, lunch habits as NY Senator, trips to the bathroom during debates, etc., is increasingly bizarre and demonstrative only of a media that are utterly invested in false equivalencies and a “horserace,” no matter the facts.

You traveled about 15 steps there at the end, but I’ll allow it because fuck the Kincks.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

[scribble notes furiously]