If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

Since when is 5 people “a bunch”? I’d call that a smattering at best.

Do you even vote for Trump, bro?

Wait...Mike Carey used to be a ref? I thought he was part of some kind of post-concussion syndrome hiring program.

Make America Vape Again Also

Donald’s taking their weapons away? Sad!

who are all these noble and brave patriots who can be at a Trump rally at 10am on a weekday? Shouldn’t they be at their jobs, all furiously bootstrapping? Sad!

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

His home planet needs him.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

If CBS is willing to fire members of their NFL crew over fans’ complaints why hasn’t.... well, basically everyone, been fired yet?

The Poochie Amiibo needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

Finally! Poochie is getting the respect he deserves!

There will even be a special Poochie Amiibo!

I wonder why Nintendo decided to wait until 2 months after e3 to announce all this stuff. I know Zelda was the main focus, but the hour of Pokemon footage was waaay too much.

Aaaaand now I definitely don’t need to buy a WiiU

Maybe the “also” refers to a continuation of the sentence on his next hat.

donald trump is on so much cocaine that using “I’m on cocaine right now ha ha ha ha ha!” as his signature has become completely legitimate due to its consistent repetition

Prescriptions? According to a man who calls himself a doctor of medicine he’s the healthiest man to ever run for President. If there’s anything he’s “on” it’s liquid bootstraps, stars and bars vitamins and snorted ground eagle beaks.

Why hasn’t anyone leaked his prescriptions for whatever uppers he’s on? He was barely catatonic while he was in Mexico, but bouncing off the walls just a few hours later? Either his brain is severely damaged in some way or Dr. FeelGood is helping him out.