Fuck that, Kinja is better than this orange coated turd. He is a yahoo comments section come to life.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

I haven’t fled in years, unless the game demands it for script reasons. Originally it was just a matter of principle, and then games started tracking it. I hate to see a record of my cowardice. FF7 was the worst, where an old guy in a cave denied me fat loot because I’d accidentally fled while beating the clock to…

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

So invariably, it involved at least one of the following:

When Tebow asked the Lord whether it was OK to trademark the crucifix, Jesus became quite cross.

Jobu weeps.

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

He should talk to this guy:

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

The lawyer presented this as evidence:

“This is one day I didn’t have to worry if my sweet boy ate lunch alone.”

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

Right?

Why does this feel like a company memo from Univision?

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!