For every big play, he gets a Mario coin sticker for his helmet.

The law enforcement community cannot be continuously blamed for all of society’s problems, including racial divide, in our country.

The law enforcement community cannot be continuously blamed for all of society’s problems, including racial divide, in our country.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

“We have some pills that will help. No, they’re for you parents. Yes, I really only need to give you one each, it’s K-Cyanide, no need to worry.”

“I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly,” said Dr. Aseem Shukla, a pediatric urologist at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia and associate professor of urology at the Perelman School of Medicine at the University of Pennsylvania.

Did I just get put on a list for clicking on this post?

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

What exactly do parents who are asking that question expect their doctor to do?

Meanwhile lawyers at Nintendo and Sony:

In Texas, the Lieutenant Dancing With The Stars judges actually wield more power.

“You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.”

Did you see Rachel Maddow last night. She has NBCs painfully uncomfortable video interview of the doctor, in his office, with his wife trying to defend him. It’s excruciating to watch and so clear that the doctor just wants a hole to open and swallow him.

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DWTS is precisely the political echelon Perry belongs in.

OMG, that so needs to become a real thing.

He used Google Translate for accuracy.