He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.

I had to learn about phishing and hacking for work. One of the videos we watched was about how easily hackers can get your password from you, and a woman interviewed people on the street about their passwords generally:

“Also, this could have been a test of some sort.”

Arizona is a swing state. Or at least, it’s a state that trump needs to win that he is in real danger of losing.

Arizona is more in play than I ever could have hoped. I’m not super enthused about HRC, but if she can win AZ, that might put the worthless ‘red state’ narrative to bed for good. She has my Baja Arizona vote!

At least hillary’s complaint would be legit.

Arizona is a swing state this year.

Probably because he was the stupidest kid in kindergarten. Just a guess.

“Well I have followed [the Kaepernick story], and I think it’s personally not a good thing. I think it’s a terrible thing.”

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Nailed it!

+2. An easy joke but I appreciate the hustle.

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”

Oh shit, God just escalated the war on Christmas.

I never understood YTMND, and after reading this, I realize that there was nothing to really understand.