Hi-C, Capri Sun or Sunny D?

If it seems really hard, they’re just not hiring the right guy for the job:

I only stopped laughing to “wow” at the antisemitism. Their tears are delicious!

A U.S. Cellular® Smartphone, apparently.

I don’t understand, do these people not have spellcheck? What the fuck are they typing on?

I could be wrong (I had to go jump in a vat of bleach after I got 1/3 of the way through)...but most of these letters could double as HOU Texans fan hatemail toward Drew.

“America First! Sent from my iPhone” is the dystopian motto of our times.

Love these. So much anger, you can almost feel the blind rage these guys must be having while they type these incoherent messages and send them off, all the while thinking they’re Shakespeare.

Yeah but that really isn’t Guy Fieri or Pokemon tho, dunno if anyone told you that

RE: FWD: Fwd: Re: Fwd: GAwker is bias website

So...you aren’t into unibrows?

The Digimon troll was what made me realize Ashley Feinberg has no fear.

Is that why it was used for Agent Carter instead?

Posted today.

Is there a bigger oxymoron than a racist republican using derogatory words in an attempt to classify you as a racist? Holy fuck.

Are those two different things???

I MADE 3,489.96 per month working for GOOGLE. Ask me how!

“Trojan Condoms takes the mound in the 8th. He has been going strong for 7 innings now, hasn’t he Hawk?”