Sorry, but Garfield Street is 20 blocks south.

Ohhh. I knew that name was familiar. Now that I can put a face to the name...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That’s just a carryover policy from this year, really

Oh I can’t wait to see a clip of this.

You missed the best thing this morning.

Legit snorted at this.

This wins. The White Sox officially play at the Garfield.

Your process has been proposed before to mixed reactions

I expected the price to be too high to tempt me. Damn.

I think everyone can agree that Garfield is horrible and Jim Davis is a hack, but there is a subtle genius behind a cat that loves lasagna.

Insert perfect name for Sox park because of low interest joke here.

I came up with GRate Field.

It can either continue to churn out profitable, god-awful content for its maker, or it could be improved if the protagonist/team were just removed.

I like it. That full name really is rather Odieous.

...Somewhere Jim Davis sees yet another marketing opportunity and has an uncontrollable hard-on.

<eyeroll> That’s the only thing they haven’t sold in that place.

I can call it anything I want? Cool! I'll call it Hawk Harrelson's Hometastic Stadium of Magical Fun and Whimsy!

JUST SAY NO...

They are clearly against trickle-down economics now. They don’t even want the trickle, just for their billionaire masters to keep it all.