As a matter of fact, while in the US they are known as 1 Million Moms, in Europe that converts to 1,000 Kilo-Karens

Bless their hearts

Ernest Saves Christmas.

I would also count the ports of FF 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and Chrono Trigger on PS1 as well.

Is it just me, or is that Twitter video cut like a horror movie trailer?  I was waiting for the jump scare or a clip of someone covered in blood running down the hallway.

FIGHT MILK

So what you’re saying is we should all be drinking X-Treme Monster Energy Milk?

A lot of the pre-’88 toys look like they’d be a combination of licensing issues, manufacturing issues, and safety issues.

I’m not sure what’s wrong with me but the crazy stuff (dinosaur transformers made out of menu items?) were so much better than the licensed toys.

I loved the Halloween ones that had cookie cutter lids and the toys were nuggets in costumes. (Google tells me this would be 1992)

Apparently it is actually called a stovepipe hat, but I have always heard it as stovetop hat.  See: Abraham Lincoln

What? No, of course not. I wouldn’t charge my guests for mustache rides.

Whatever makes you happy.

Moon shoes, my friend. This wedding is going to get bouncy.

Excellent.  Now I don’t have to ask the printer to re-do the wedding invitations.  Custom matchbooks are expensive.

There are only two dress codes for weddings.

Nothing in the rules says a dog a rat can’t play basketball drive for Uber.

He is a stupid man.  But think about this: he’s an average-intelligence Fancy Dog.

That’s awesome, I have this guy on my Fantasy Fantasy Football team.  We have a draft of all the national football commentators at the beginning of the season and we get points when said commentator bitches at pro athletes for ruining their Fantasy Football record.

Man, has anyone checked if the red dye on those hats (you know the ones) contains lead?  Or is it just the complimentary brain slug that comes with purchase?  Everyone who wears one starts to sound exactly the same after a while.