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Are you suggesting that she should put her husband in the freezer until he agrees to eat more venison stew?  That’s cruel, doctor.

Ha!

Do you want Beverly Hillbillies?

That’s why I liked Sleepy Hollow, they sped through the story in the first season and then.... well, we got one really good season out of it.

At least if you’re putting ice cream on top it has to be warm right?  Or otherwise what’s the point?

I guess he wasn’t there long enough to get banned.  But I have to assume he would have been banned from the AAF if they hadn’t folded.

Every now and then he hires a Jimmy Johnson or a Bill Parcells but then they don’t take his meddling shit and they’re gone.

So Landry Jones was assigned to Dallas solely because of his name, right?

After science figures out dark matter, someone needs to get on figuring out the fundamental force of nature that always pulls the Cowboys back to .500

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

Technically it’s only Pass Interference if you pull the receiver to the ground while the ball is in the air, punch their helmet, and then take out a Sharpie and write “I did pass interference” on the receiver’s jersey before the whistle is blown.

Definitely.  You also won’t get 1/4 cup of seeds out of the squash but they’re nice to add

If you’re using pumpkin seeds, the butternut squash seeds taste the same but they’re just a little bit smaller.

If you lose your front teeth you can cheer the Dallath Maffwickth

“Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers maybe suitable for Ontario, Fontana, and even Montclair... but NOT here in Rancho Cucamonga!”

For normal use? No

Does anyone else always hear it in Anthony Hopkins’ Hannibal Lecter voice?

I’M THE ‘MON TRANSFORMED INTO A ‘MON, DISGUISED AS ANOTHER ‘MON

“This audience is here to in engage in a dialogue and listen to the speaker, please, it’s fine to finish this. You’re robbing the rest of this audience for an opportunity to engage in a dialogue that is important to have on a university campus,” Meissner continued.