So what you’re saying is we should all be drinking X-Treme Monster Energy Milk?

Sure, it looks like they shoot at the same time, but if you slow it down you can see that Han shoots Greedo at least 12 parsecs before Greedo shoots back.

It’s one interpretation.  I’m not sure what the original intent was

Ah yes, same thing that happened to the chicken. And then they both find themselves on the other side.

A lot of the pre-’88 toys look like they’d be a combination of licensing issues, manufacturing issues, and safety issues.

I’m not sure what’s wrong with me but the crazy stuff (dinosaur transformers made out of menu items?) were so much better than the licensed toys.

I loved the Halloween ones that had cookie cutter lids and the toys were nuggets in costumes. (Google tells me this would be 1992)

Can you guys talk about sports some, or maybe bears? How about ranking the best cereals?

I love these excellent sports you have shared.

Which is better*:

Apparently it is actually called a stovepipe hat, but I have always heard it as stovetop hat.  See: Abraham Lincoln

What? No, of course not. I wouldn’t charge my guests for mustache rides.

Whatever makes you happy.

In this same vein, I don’t hate the D&D movie with Jeremy Irons.

Moon shoes, my friend. This wedding is going to get bouncy.

Excellent.  Now I don’t have to ask the printer to re-do the wedding invitations.  Custom matchbooks are expensive.

There are only two dress codes for weddings.

Nothing in the rules says a dog a rat can’t play basketball drive for Uber.

He is a stupid man.  But think about this: he’s an average-intelligence Fancy Dog.

That’s awesome, I have this guy on my Fantasy Fantasy Football team.  We have a draft of all the national football commentators at the beginning of the season and we get points when said commentator bitches at pro athletes for ruining their Fantasy Football record.