Man, has anyone checked if the red dye on those hats (you know the ones) contains lead?  Or is it just the complimentary brain slug that comes with purchase?  Everyone who wears one starts to sound exactly the same after a while.

About what are you speaking?

This is a terrible sentiment. Morally reprehensible. I cannot believe you are supporting the position that it is okay to end a sentence with a preposition.

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Are you suggesting that she should put her husband in the freezer until he agrees to eat more venison stew?  That’s cruel, doctor.

Ha!

Do you want Beverly Hillbillies?

That’s why I liked Sleepy Hollow, they sped through the story in the first season and then.... well, we got one really good season out of it.

At least if you’re putting ice cream on top it has to be warm right?  Or otherwise what’s the point?

I guess he wasn’t there long enough to get banned.  But I have to assume he would have been banned from the AAF if they hadn’t folded.

I don’t trust those two guys preparing a romantic dinner for strays in the alley.  What’s their motivation?

Every now and then he hires a Jimmy Johnson or a Bill Parcells but then they don’t take his meddling shit and they’re gone.

So Landry Jones was assigned to Dallas solely because of his name, right?

After science figures out dark matter, someone needs to get on figuring out the fundamental force of nature that always pulls the Cowboys back to .500

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

Technically it’s only Pass Interference if you pull the receiver to the ground while the ball is in the air, punch their helmet, and then take out a Sharpie and write “I did pass interference” on the receiver’s jersey before the whistle is blown.

Definitely.  You also won’t get 1/4 cup of seeds out of the squash but they’re nice to add

(African Queen x Indiana Jones x Heart of Darkness x cheesy-yet-thoroughly-enjoyable Disney ride + the Rock, + Emily Blunt) ^The Mummy (1999)

If you’re using pumpkin seeds, the butternut squash seeds taste the same but they’re just a little bit smaller.