RICH MAN WITH FREE HEALTHCARE AFRAID THAT POOR MAN MIGHT GET FREE HEALTHCARE
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Can you imagine the chaos if someone in pain could afford a doctor or hospital visit, instead of turning to ordering painkillers online and then dying because they ordered the wrong shit?
“3 cameras isn’t enough for you? What do you want, 4 cameras? 6? 10?! We can put 10 cameras on there if that’s what you’re into. You know the deal - we’ll make it slightly faster, slightly longer battery life (while we brick your old phone’s battery), and add another camera, and then you pay us $1,200. What else could…
Yes!
Pro-tip: Bring your own vermouth and lemons, and then demand an 80% discount on the martini since you brought most of the ingredients.
On the other hand, someone mentioned to 45* that it was 9-11 and he asked them to bring him back a Slurpee.
Does Barrett-Frog still have a gun arm?
2021: Apple introduces the iPhone Q: Now with 17 cameras! That’s all we could come up with
So glad Jason Mendoza didn’t have to live to see this day.
Yours in Distant Supplication,
Some of these words are much to long for 45* to understand. He should have kept it simple:
No you would have to hold it in front of a Fox News camera
As someone who spends most of my workday on the phone with automated systems, the amount of time the stupid robot can’t decide if I said “yes” or “no” does not inspire confidence in this burger-based system
My dark horse pick is Michael Bolton. My assumption is that Michael Bolton was who he wanted all along, but he sent the letter to the wrong Bolton. He finally had enough of John Bolton refusing to sing “When a Man Loves a Woman.”
Maybe by September 12, 2199
Sure, September 11th. Probably no one will do or say anything disgusting on that specific day.
It’s going to be worse for us than it is for them since they aren’t able to read about it.
Well sure. If you’re looking for someone with a certain look, and you find three people with the exact same look, just throw them all on the list.
Looking at a lineup of Alden Ehrenreich, Taron Egerton, and Ansel Elgort is like the world’s most difficult “Find 6 Differences”.
Poor Ifrit, damned to sit in that cave for eternity and lose to wave after wave of schoolchildren trying to qualify for their final exam.