Exactly!  The Beatles was a 4-person group.  There’s no way Lil Nas X is bigger than 4 dudes.  Now, the only exception would be if we’re specifically talking about mass and not volume, and if Lil Nas was somehow a robot made from Titanium.

This is such an easy solve. Just have your waitstaff greet each table thusly: “Hi, welcome to [restaurant name], I’m [name] and I’ll be serving you today. And if any of you motherfuckers even think about stealing these adorable salt and pepper shakers, I will hunt you down, I will find you, and I will kill you, so…

Michelangelo, you’ve had a good run, but get the fuck out. This is going on the Sistine Chapel now.

Please someone pause this GIF.  I can’t stop watching it and I’m crying.

I actually did this 2 weeks ago with a new computer and a retail version of Win 7 Home.  I just installed the Win 10 ISO from a jump drive and used my Win 7 key, and it worked like a charm.

More than 80 percent of the 90 people killed in Kansas City this year were black

One thing I do like about CFA, is they will let you substitute another side for fries in a combo, for a charge, of course.

“Please, don’t think of these as defunct planes.  We’ll pitch them to Millennials as Vintage Aero Transport and charge double the price”

I had to follow a link and take a screen capture to get the picture? What has journalism come to?

It’s like Captain Planet, except when the teenagers combine all of their sins it summons 45.

the president reportedly ripped the cover off an issue of Bloomberg Businessweek

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In college, on my first week at a new job at a car repair shop, I accidentally tore a huge gash in a customer’s car (with another customer’s car).  I assumed I was fired but the manager realized it was a mistake and let me stay on.  I was the best employee they had for the next three years to make sure I never screwed…

I was shocked that they found a way to make queso that tasted worse than melted Velveeta with rotel.  And then they decided to sell that.

May 3rd

Not a joke, I had to check this on Google. If you asked me about the Falcons before this moment I would have told you they were a 2002 expansion team.

she screams at the dog, strikes him in the face, aggressively shoves him, grabs him by the fur, forces the pup to the floor and spits on him

As a Texan, I’m hoping that his visit includes a parade in a convertible.

Trump, ignoring facts?

Look, if you actually give me an episode of Family Feud with the Torettos vs. the Shaws, I’m definitely recording that.