Let me just make small change here.

Please watch my F&F Spinoff: Fast & Furious: 1 Horsepower

Obviously we have to recite the anthem and pledge of allegiance from memory to prove that we’re not Russian secret agents.

“What if we folded a pizza in half, it would be like a pizza quesadilla!”

Me: *Has caught every Pokemon*

How does it compare?  I’ve been to Arlington a lot, but the only other ballpark I’ve been to was the Mariners’.

*Sees Galarian Wheezing*

Very important, which color dot won the Dot Race?

Well now I feel silly for voting before I came to the comments.  I’d like to issue a write-in vote for Timothee2K

Also I’m pretty sure it was a chicken finger

WRATH: Grizzly bear. They look mad.

I’m not saying this guy should be thrown over the railing.

DVD players and TV/VCR combos!

We can only hope

Yeah but it’s not even the good newspaper, they use old National Enquirers.

“Hey dad, the Bengals are winning, let’s flip over to watch the rest of the game”

I’ve been really getting into Bart Sous-Vide lately.

The universe is broken, I’m afraid.

That’s at the $50 Patreon level, capped at 10,000 patrons.