Thanks!

It’s weird, you said that Stevie Wilkerson recorded a save, but that means that his team won. And he plays for the Orioles, so that can’t be correct.

I used to really like his films also. I bought the 20th anniversary box set of all of his movies on Blu-ray.  But something clicked in the theater while watching Hateful Eight that I felt like I had enough of his whole thing.

As Will Rogers said, (slightly paraphrased)

You could have picked almost any photo of Nicolas Cage.

Because he forgot the last 5 words of that quote:

Give us translucent purple, cowards!

“this won’t give me food poisoning”

I’d be more inclined to visit Burger King if they stopped selling burgers.

It’s a custom-made Connect Two since he was repeatedly having trouble counting all the way to four.

when an NFL team goes 7-9 and convinces themselves they are close to being contenders.

No he’s not tweeting again, did you read those, they had complete sentences and coherent thoughts.  Clearly a ghost writer.

So the WH says that it’s not serious and it’s not about his health.

17/ Anyway, it turns out he was still alive when they buried him, and the mysterious cloud wasn’t a ghost but him using his last breaths to vape. Like I said, funny story. Please like and re-tweet.

It’s weird that Aonuma made his translator leave the room then began speaking in perfect English, which he has never done before, just to tell this to Jason, and then had the translator come back in and resumed the conversation as if nothing had happened.

Everyone knows you have to use quinoa.

I’d say that it’ll be their big focus at E3 2020 and then we’ll see it that fall

No way, the glue on the macaroni won’t even dry in 5 minutes.

Pro tip: use lime Gogurt for festive margarita grilled chicken!

Help! Trump Spoke to CNBC and I Don’t Understand Anything He Just Said