*taking notes*

Alternately, continue to take him only there until he understands the error of his ways. And then take him there 5 more times.

You think he’s fancy enough to hobo in a boxcar? No, no. Hamilton’s hanging on under the train.

I assumed based on the “Pizza Ranch” name that you were supposed to cover up the flavor of their ‘pizza’ with a flood of ranch dressing.

I'm picturing him scream-singing "Let it Go" for the entire ride duration.

Garfield themed-restaurant debuting in Toronto, will be open on Mondays

“Honey, I was so worried when I lost you. I thought you might be in the bottom of this cup, so I had to drink the whole beer. Then you weren’t there so I ordered another beer, thinking you might have been lost at the bottom of that cup. Long story short, I spent $300 on beer and then decided to check the Frozen ride. …

Desmond Llewelyn sighs from heaven.

Where does a two-pound chicken tender come from?

But does this only apply to the distance around a pie, or to all circles?  Is the distance different for a fruit pie and a meat pie? I wish mathematicians would focus on the real questions.

This is great, thank you

It’s not that all people are getting stupider, but the entire VC industry wants to make a billion dollars getting in on the NEXT BIG THING early, so they’ll throw money at any idiot that can make a PowerPoint presentation. So the problem is that the loudest idiots are getting lots of money to be loud idiots.

Of course he deserves credit.  He went away and all of a sudden Cleveland starting winning games.  Who else could have done that?

Oh these are good.

I love them all, it’s impossible to rank them.

“What he meant to say was whatever you would have liked him to have said”

As The World Burns

He surely has tried to bribe someone to just give him a pilot’s license at some point.

Let’s not forget that they felt the need to tell the world that wizards only recently discovered basic hygiene.

Wait, do you have to download the app to read Yelp reviews now? I was trying to find some good ones and I can only see a few words.