Employees at this location should be questioned regarding whether or not their values truly align with those of the company.

We can save time by just arresting anyone who writes a review for Taco Bell on Yelp.

Because the Jags are gonna Jag, I assume they will accidentally draft Blake Bortles and sign him to a rookie contract before anyone realizes what happened.

If they draw the pants as fitting correctly, you’ll be able to see the outline of his adult diapers.

I got it covered. I am prepared to sneeze on the aliens or, if that doesn’t work, play a Slim Whitman record. They don’t stand a chance.

I thought that was their tagline.

“Hello, I am QAnon, and I have recently uncovered PROOF that HILLARY CLINTON is behind the ‘are hotdogs sandwiches’ debate. Every time someone asks you that, it’s a secret code to determine whether you are a DEEP STATE AGENT”

I haven’t caught Marvel Fatigue yet, but I do have the DCEU Measles.  I think the same antibiotics can be used to cure both.

Nope, Disney and Marvel decided they were sick of making so much money, so they’re just entirely closing up shop. It’s too bad that all of the Marvel Studios employees had to find out this way instead of from their employers.

Alaskan King crab legs

I’m not totally sure, but I think it’s a Subway but they don’t have bread.

any Pac-Man cabinet that has seen serious use will always have telltale wear on the left side, from years and years of hands.

I can’t say for sure where Manziel will wind up, but a local peewee football club did just sign a suspiciously large and belligerent child named Manny Johnziel.

The best part of a pack of Natty Light is the empty can, if you live somewhere that you can get a refund for the aluminum.

For some reason, the wording “Amazon makes milk now” seems much more sinister than saying “Amazon sells milk now.”

The almond (Prunus dulcis, syn. Prunus amygdalus) is a species of tree native to Mediterranean climate regions of the Middle East and Southern Asia.^[3] Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated seed of this tree.

Ah, geeze - what’s going to happen when Miyamoto retires?

This is what the State Fair of Texas sells as “fried butter”, just a hunk of dough around a cube of butter and garlic.

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