Clearly this shows that Peach’s crown is actually a King’s Rock from the Pokemon universe, and when it is held by a Toadette she will evolve into Princess Peach. This proves what was teased by Mario Odyssey having us see Mario next to “real” humans - all of the creatures in Super Mario Brothers are actually Pokemon.

My tin foil hat says an FFVIII Remake is happening soon*.

While I agree, this will now just turn into whining about Mueller using this investigation for personal profit. These people won’t let “reality” get in the way.

That’s much more succinct than what I came up with:

I once dreamed there was one that evolved based on what terrain they’d battled most on. (Grass type when in grass, rock when in caves, electric when in buildings, etc.)

No need for all those extra words

Let’s have a moment of silence for Satire, since Reality killed it and is wearing its skin.

Yes, and Republicans won ALL of the Republican primaries. Take that, Dum Demz!

[Shuttle begins to break up violently]

Never go to ... Florida

Hey, and they’re both from my state!

Back then? Unfortunately, some people still have family that say “Nintendo” to mean any game system. ex: “Do you have a Playstation Nintendo or an XBOX Nintendo?”

It’s actually West Side Story 2 - Space Sharks vs. Space Jets

Spaceship, Manhattan, Spaceship, Wakanda, Snap

Fun fact: within 1 year, 1 MacCoin will be worth 1 Trillion BitCoin.

Another big Dallas sports personality, Mike Doocy, had a live interview with Jerrah scheduled last night. After Jones showed up they told Doocy that the anthem discussion was off limits, and Mike Doocy told him to kick rocks, then did his live segment alone.

I’m proud to be on the side that’s doing vandalism, when the other side is doing concentration camps for infants.

Well obviously each resident gets 1 vote for each of their 9 lives, but that only gets us up to 2,520 votes.

(I actually used the word), that I would never use that word,

“headed for”