BABY KING SAYS “RAZE THE VILLAGE, KILL ALL SURVIVORS, NO PRISONERS!”

Here’s the owners’ proposed list of solutions, from ESPN:

Pretty sure even that is a lie - these are definitely lines that he was told to release to the press.

Hot dogs are my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hamburgers

They cut out the important part of that quote. He actually promised to hire “our smartest & our best [unqualified grifters with ties to Russian organized crime]”

Whether I buy a ticket depends on this: Does the Rock punch one of the giant monsters in the face at any point?

“See audience? Fascism & White Supremacy are FUN!”

American Gothic 2 (2018)

Don’t worry, it’s SquareEnix, so it will be released sometime within the next 5 to heat-death-of-the-universe years.

Let me try:

Somewhere in 5-6 really ramped them up from “car racing thieves” to “car adjacent superheroes” but I’m really not sure when it happened. It’s kind of a frog / boiling water situation. If the next movie featured [cars transforming into robots / evil clones / space travel] I wouldn’t really be surprised.

Please take a star, and also the knowledge that I hate myself for understanding this.

I was once in the vicinity of a football. Texans, please call me, I’m negotiable on my contract terms.

Sure, the first trailer will be finished by 2028, unless we have any setbacks.

Please don’t forget about his partner, Steven Taco

Toton of the Legenders: Starner Carsing

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Eazy Cheese and ketchup on a dead rat can be Pizza.

I mean, California Pizza Kitchen? That’s not even really pizza.