Notice how most of the answers to these questions are merely a Google away. Does anyone in Jenner’s life know about Wikipedia?
It’s simple: the people he has *right now* are the best people. The people who aren’t there *right now* never existed and he never met them and they are Losers.
“The suffering of schoolchildren: YAWN.
This man is definitely a Bug wearing an Edgar Suit
It took me maybe a little too long to realize that the guy in the back wasn’t wrapping his arms around Pence. “Never let go, Mike”
I went to college with a girl who grew up in Lubbock, TX. She was homeschooled and sheltered her entire life. Once, on a school trip we went to a Greek restaurant. She ordered plain spaghetti. She would not even try pita, trying new things was too upsetting.
“Any time I have a problem, and I throw a Molotov cocktail, I suddenly have a different problem”
Did anyone call Al and Chris to let them know that it is too late for the Patriots to make their heroic comeback? Are they still sitting in the box, waiting for Tom, their one true love, to come back onto the field, triumphantly, and score the winning TD?
Spoilers: Jack didn’t die from the fire, he got out safely, but then he was shot to death. The camera pans out to show his killer: another Crock-Pot holding a shotgun.
Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl Halftime Show Was Like Bad Breakup Sex
Patriots down by 6 with under 2 minutes to go, Belichick is caught on tape slipping the Refs a fiver and suddenly the scoreboard changes to show the Patriots have a 14 point lead.
Okay but when I rename it “Janet”, can it do the little jingle that always plays when she appears?
Auric Goldfinger, but without the gold, or the brains, or the physique, or the likability, or the giant laser.
Not a shirt, but it does fire a Limited Edition Holographic Charizard card along with the ball, and the card will disintegrate once it touches the ground.
I thought it had to be different from the NFL
Game Postponed Due to Referee Biting Several Players and Fans. We believe the Ref may have built a nest somewhere in the stadium and is aggressively protecting it.
Also, if two teams have the same Win-Loss record over the season, the Playoff Tiebreaker will go:
The Quarterback may not throw the ball. The Quarterback will have two (2) options for getting rid of the ball:
Whales are hand-wash only