Kelly also attacked Wilson for listening in on what he called a “sacred’ conversation—intimating that she had told the truth about what Trump had said, but was wrong for hearing it in the first place.

Right, and then day 2 Sarah Sanders will give a press conference saying “the President would never use a body double, we have no comment on this ridiculous assertion”

“We learned that what players really want nowadays is a game you can buy for full price but that also has microtransactions all over the place. So we have to re-start this game from scratch to work in all those sweet microtransactions that players crave.”

“No, we’re fine with...[checks clipboard] Brett Hundley? That’s a type-o, right? I’ve never heard that name before.

(too unbelievable?)

Vs Dal

Wake up, turn on news, ... Oh good, no story about a nuclear war today ... eat breakfast

Yeah whatever you want. But I’m not sure about the rules on serving ground beef so far past its expiration date.

Look, we can cut him in half and they can each have part. Any objections?

Agreed. I was raised a Cowboys fan and I live in Dallas but I cannot support this team while Jerrah lives.

The best repeat contestants are the ones that stay on long enough and are just irritating enough that you can see the hate flare up in Alex Trebeck’s eyes.

Lizard people

It’s the exact same look

The Real Nick Folk Blues

I place at least some of the blame on the Bucs’ new special teams coach:

This is the worst day of the Pope’s life.

RIP

I couldn’t care about either, so I tried to do some math.

Worst Case Scenario: Jimmy Fallon runs 4 hours of pre-show “entertainment”, then when that is finally over we get to watch another Patriots Super-Bowl win, with halftime “entertainment” by Justin Timberlake.

A phone screenshot with a fully charged battery? I never thought I’d live to see such a thing.