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If I weren’t at work, I would post that GotG 2 trailer with Rocket trying to keep Groot from pushing the “kill everyone” button, then Groot running off with it.
Honestly, I couldn’t blame any of our allies if they decided to pre-emptively nuke us 6 minutes after he takes the oath of office.
Rick Perry: Still a colossal dumbass. More at 11.
“I’m definitely great. Look, I threw twice as many TDs as Tony Romo this season!”
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality: Tony Romo lead the Cowboys to squeak out an overtime win in New York, after giving up a 30 point halftime lead with 7 turnovers including 2 pick-sixes. Truly, Romo is the best QB the Cowboys could ask for.
For sale: Browns jersey, never won.
That’s utterly ridiculous. She’s Queen. She has people to do that for her.
“I’ll be up to answer the call. As a matter of fact, I’ll already be up. The amphetamines make it really hard to sleep, and there are so many women whose appearance I still need to insult. There just aren’t enough hours in the day. Sad!”
She’s a 10th level Black Belt in Deflection Judo. And then she sometimes seems like she can’t even parse Trump’s latest round of TweetStorm.
I just want to point out that I starred this because I sympathize with the idea, not that I agree you should do that. Don’t bash your own head in, Sipowitz. That’s what Trump wants you to do.
“People need to focus on the important part of this story, which is that it shows Donald Trump’s extensive record of experience with foreign affairs. Something every president should have.”
First one, then the other.
I think you just have to throw “3” and Roman numerals in anywhere you can.
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And of course, post-looting they’ll have to compare their prizes.
Are we sure he won’t kill them? I always assumed that Trump had to devour one of his children every 10 years to fulfill some dark bargain, or else be dragged to Hell.
By “kills”, does he mean the hotel that will surely be bankrupt within 2 years?