Oh, yes. Seems totally legit. Wait... just got a call from Twitter confirming “it’s super legit, dude.” So, that’s pretty air-tight.

How can you tell? I’ve seen many incarnations, but I usually can’t tell unless somebody says so.

Which is crazy, because they’re so comfy and easy to wear!

WHAT DID BIDOOF EVER DO TO YOU?!

Oh, yeah. He’s way into that pure, uncut Colombian success. Every morning he does a line of success, and he does another one if he has an important meeting or Presidential debate that day. I heard he gets extremely anxious if his success dealer, Rico, shows up late.

Same thing with businesses. He’s so successful at business that he decided to go bankrupt 4 times so he could start all over at the beginning. He’s just too good at it, if you think about it.

Please sign up for my new group, GAZELLES FOR CHEETAH.

Are we sure that Trump and Putin aren’t actually the first 2 Skynet bots in disguise? This is how it happened, they didn’t take over our computer networks, they took over our governments...

“We simply wish to learn more about the great American tradition: The Hanging Chad”

Don’t worry yourself. I used to worry about it, too. But I realized that if Trump somehow wins, he’ll have access to our nuclear weapons, so every point on Earth will be equally not-safe.

Oh, God. Trump is the dude who boasts about having a team of only the most powerful pokemon in the world, until you finally fight him and see that he has 6 Bidoof.

I do what I can.

Alternate theory:

Like everything else in life, it serves to remind you that our Universe is cold and uncaring, and that death will eventually embrace us all.

DS was designed to withstand a 6 foot drop onto concrete and still be playable..

Introducing the Nintendo Switch’s must-have game for 2017: Hot Potato. You pass the expensive touch screen around between your friends, and whoever is holding it when the battery explodes loses (their hands)! To re-set the game, simply purchase a new Nintendo Switch for $399.99!

“Well, uh...technically right now we can’t talk about battery life. Until last week, we were going to say 7 hours of battery life, but we were using those Samsung Note batteries. So technically the battery will hold a charge for 7 hours, but it will explode after 5 hours.”

He looks like he’s having a wonderful time!

I hadn’t noticed until I read this, but it’s doing this to me, too. I’m on Firefox on Win 7.

Somebody forgot to tell him that Campbell’s makes reduced-sodium soups.