I thought Trump and Ailes already broke up? I hope there’s a messy lawsuit over ownership of TrumpTV.

Link used ARROW TO THE KNEE. It’s Super Effective! Skyrim Adventurer evolved into Skyrim Guard!

Oh jeeze, the Loss one. I died.

His funnies are the uuuuuuuuge-ist.

Trump: And, you guys remember the emails thing, right? That was bad. She did a bad email thing. She’s crooked Hillary

I hope she has SNL Sean Connery writing jokes for her.

As long as she promises to scream “You SHALL NOT pass!” every time she vetos a bill.

Kudos to those strong people who will try to eat food while within sight of Donald Trump. I don’t think I have the fortitude to keep anything down in a similar situation.

Damn you, James! I might have fallen for this except “unqualified” has more than 3 syllables. Also, Trump can’t say a person’s name without his sad(!) nickname for them, so you can’t say “Hillary”, you say “Crooked Hillary”.

But did you see all those buffalo?! That was a lot of buffalo! No one has that many buffalos!

Knuckles can team up with Toad and go live in the woods.

Okay so here’s my pitch - you play as Luigi or Tails, with the character you don’t choose following you around and giving support. Over the course of the game, you defeat Robotnik AND Bowser, save Peach and you become King of the Mushroom Kingdom and you get ten million coins. Then the credits roll. Near the end of…

Not only is poor Luigi being left out, now he’s being completely replaced by Sonic.

STIMPY! You sweeeetch!

Hey, it could be worse. They could have called it the sWIItch.

Happy 2016 everyone! Satire is dead and 2016 killed it. It is survived by all the writers of The Onion, who will now be jobless since all real news headlines are more absurd than anything they could come up with.

The answer: the same amount of hope as always.

No, no, no. You’ll never make money that way. What you should do is...