What the statement says, essentially, is that the things that millions of people saw happen to Newton on the field that night didn’t actually happen.
What the statement says, essentially, is that the things that millions of people saw happen to Newton on the field that night didn’t actually happen.
Just sitting here now, laughing to myself in the dark like a maniac...
I hope they keep both of them fed.
Thank you, this got a good laugh from me.
Well I hear that he’s started his new career as a Trump scapegoat, that probably pays not very well. And it comes with no perks. But some days he’s allowed outside so, that’s .... something...
...because you like hearing an adult sniffle for 90 minutes?
If you were to follow up with that 41%, how many of them would say that allowing non-white Americans to vote counts as “rigging the election?” My guess is “most.”
“Voldemort? Great guy, really great. The LIBERAL MEDIA are always trying to smear him in the press, but he’s a great leader, that’s why people follow him. And listen, that Harry Potter kid, people say he’s so great, but he cheated in Potions class, he had a book... a book with the answers already written in it. That’s…
I’ve heard that Gloria Allred is now representing Mt. Everest in a suit against Mr. Johnson.
I’m not sure about that. It’s his total lack of awareness and inhibition that got him this far. If he was a tad smarter he may not have gotten past the primaries. He might have tried to put forward actual policies instead of just hatred and racism, and that’s just boring, regular politics.
I know that when he loses (so happy I’m confident enough to say when, not if) he’s just going to get louder, but it would be so nice to see him slink off into the cave he crawled out of and never been seen in public again.
If Trump were a tad smarter,
One time I saw a werewolf....when I looked at myself in the mirror!
Oh, this has everything - blaming Mexico, trying to suppress the media, deflection, sexual assault, blaming another country for trying to influence the election in his opponent’s favor (still denying any involvement with Russia). All the Trump hallmarks, PLUS a real person named Carlos Slim.
“No, no, no, no, STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.”
I’m with you. Halloween is that magical time between October 1st and the beginning of Christmas on November 1st.
One Actresses Quest to Find True Bliss: Reese’s Peace
Huh. I always thought he was fired for dropping the F-Bomb live on Weekend Update. I didn’t realize it was more complicated than that.
Excuse me, I think you’ll take that back once you see my new, sure-to-be-a-hit pilot for Dr. Lawyer Cop. By day she is a mild-mannered lawyer, but at night she is a tough-as-nails cop. Also, on alternating nights and some weekends, she’s a sassy doctor.