Gingrich also said, bafflingly, that there’s “a big Trump and a little Trump, and the little Trump is frankly pathetic.”
Topher
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“Do you want to hear a joke about elemental abbreviations?”
“Dammit, Jim! I’m a/an [gossip columnist], not a/an [archaeologist]!”
I think we both know the answer is yes.
It’ll be like Voldemort the day after his encounter with Baby Harry Potter.
evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”
which was entirely written in Papyrus font, with a photo of sand as the background,
I feel like a lot of these people don’t know what “unacceptable” means. As in: “it was unacceptable but I accept it and support him” or “these statements are unacceptable but locker room, whatareyagonnado?”.
They had to wait until they found a way to make you buy a new toy to unlock the next episode of the toy commercial cartoon.
Oh, Word Art. It brings back great memories of spending 3 hours making a PowerPoint presentation for class, and 2.5 hours of that was picking the right Word Art.
The real motorcycle of 2116, the Jet Ski.
“Look Brianna. Maybe 2 years ago I confessed to being a serial murderer. I admitted to killing 26 people. But those were just words, locker room talk. Also it was 2 years ago and Bill Clinton, Hillary’s e-mails, Benghazi. I think that proves my point. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I feel my Ambien kicking in.”
When Donald Trump says he is a rich guy who has his suits “tailored”, what he really means is that he has an assistant named Taylor who buys his suits at Men’s Warehouse.
“I mean, you can carve a pumpkin without using C-4, but where’s the fun in that?”
Final Fantasy XV is looking really good!
It’s like the Chinese Zodiac. 2015 was the year of the JEB! & 2016 is the year of Billy. I hear that 2017 will be another George W year, but maybe he’ll let someone else have a turn.
JEB!us
Well, sure. After the Insanity Pepper episode.
Sorry, I know some people have already forgotten that Santorum exists, that must be nice.