I’m sure all of their problems with it are really about ethics in Popplio journalism.

Come on, what’s more believable: that they were moved and the paperwork lost, or that someone stole the bodies to use in a creepy marionette show? Or that they have risen again as unholy zombies, set to devour the flesh of the living? I think the answer is obvious.

Please don’t post shock images on the front page. Some of us ate breakfast this morning.

It’s actually just called “Irving Hole-in-the-Ground”

I’ve met people in Dallas who are still crying about how T.O. once did his touchdown dance on the star in the Old Cowboys Stadium.

Hamilton, please contact me when you have a chance. I have some very interesting information about the after-hours habits of a well known billionaire I’ll call “Mr. Wayne.” No, that’s probably too obvious. It’s for Mr. “Bruce W.”

3) The media reports his every word; he is furious.

Trump: I did file the correct paperwork, I sent it to Sean Hannity. Just call him, he’ll tell you. Also, it’s all Hillary’s fault that I never filed the correct paperwork except I totally did file the paperwork. It was the best paperwork, the greatest, believe me.

“But it’s not summer, it’s my birthday.”

Maybe Donald has one of those sleep-replacement VR headset things from Die Another Day.

I heard he was also holding a chicken for Brandon Weeden.

The best part is, there’s no way this could be a waste of time!

Thanks for the tips

It’s an okay joke, just not very polished.

[11:45 A.M. Day 4 of debate training]

“Again, faster and with more intensity.”

“Hello, I’d like 100 tickets please.”

Or even The Nuclear, if it’s a bad day.