One time I got the flu shot, then I went to the grocery store right after. Therefore this must be true!

I had to do this, first thing I did this morning. I felt compelled.

“Sorry” implies that he posesses an awareness that he is capable of doing something that is not 100% the best ever.

The debate was also unfair because he was only told 5 minutes beforehand that presidential debates don’t have “phone a friend.”

I was been thinking along these lines, but then I remembered Nevil Schute’s On the Beach, and realized that there is no escape from a Trump presidency. Europe, Canda, Venezuela, Atlantis...the nuclear fallout will get us all eventually.

I was not, but both my brothers were way into it. I remember them having whichever one had the Undertaker in it. I tried to play with them a little bit but I couldn’t deal with the contols, I don’t think anything I did on the controller affected anything that happened on the screen.

Oh man, that list got jumbled up. Thanks, Kinja!

Not to say that the PS1 didn’t have good games, but let me give this a shot:

I’m still interested in finding out how you can debate someone who seems physically incapable of not talking for any measurable span of time. Is Hillary going to have to use a spray bottle to spray Trump with water every time it’s her turn to talk?

I suggest that we swap out the acid with a pool of sharks with lasers on their heads.

Even as evil as Trump is, I still think we should abstain from showing the live electrocution death of a human on live TV.

I’d be happy if they just gave Holt an airhorn he can blast whenever he feels like he’s not getting the truth.

“Before we start the debate, I would like to introduce the audience to my surprise celebrity co-moderator, Lying Cat, best known from his appearance in the comic Saga.”

The entire world is becoming Better Off Ted, isn’t it?

This is very serious. Last year I found out I had a skeleton inside me. The doctors said it was too late, that I probably wouldn’t survive the procedure to have it removed.

The Ghost of Brett Favre

BUY ME BONESTORM, OR GO TO HELL!

My source tells me that Donald Trump threatened to buy out the Campbell Soup Company and bankrupt the company if Ted Cruz didn’t comply with his demands. Under threat of having 100% of his food supply cut off, he had to give in.

I can’t wait for the 2017 remake of Brad Pitt’s 7 Nukes in Tibet.