“The Dalai Lama lives a life advocating for peace. He has never caused injury to any creature, human or otherwise. He harbors no ill will for any living being on Earth.
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“We won’t release the videos, because the officers were in a shootout with several vampires, which obviously won’t show up in the footage. Instead of showing the vampires, the footage will look like our police just shot at a guy for no reason. I would like to reassure our citizens, though, that while those vampires did…
Sigh.... I walked away from my desk and realized my mistake, but it’s too late to change.
Ragnarok. Ragnarok, not The Dark World. Where do I send in my nerd card? Or should I just shred it?
Thor: The Dark World is going to be pretty weird if it features full frontal Ruffalo.
That’s exactly how Wikipedia works. For example, I just updated the article on “Birthday” to prove that “Humans who share the same birthday share a powerful bond. If two people with the same birthday bump fists at noon during the equinox, they can summon a mighty dragon which can grant any wish. 24 hours later the…
Trump: “You might say this charity moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE.”
He doesn’t just cheat at golf. He cheats at running CHARITY golf tournaments.
Some say that all his pot plants are called Steve.. and that he has a life size tattoo of his face.. on his face.. all we know is, he’s called The Shill!
As a matter of fact, George Washington’s army didn’t have a single soldier who was born in the United States.
Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout
Trump has declared war on Skittles, because he feels like the orange ones are mocking him.
“Yeah, um, about that ad campaign.....”
This thing looks like the thing that it is!
A “smattering”? Excuse me, this is a Trump rally. No one is allowed to use words with more than two syllables.
Whenever the Poochie Amiibo is not around, all of the other Amiibo will ask, “Where’s Poochie?”
This way you get a few extra months of buying Wii U’s for the “exclusive” games.