Hey, I think I saw that guy on COPS once.
“What do you say? Should we draft him?”
No I got it, I’m from Texas too. I just read it first as lieutenant Dan
“Take a look through the telescope. What’s going on with Earth now?”
Trump wishes his speeches were that coherent.
“There’s no cure, just try not to bring attention to it, or he could develop massive inferiority issues. He might even try to overcompensate by developing narcissistic tendencies and by acting out and bullying others. Well, that’s all for today, Mr. & Mrs. Trump, we’ll see you at your next appointment.”
And unfortunately for Goodell, the hammer is one of those squeaky toy hammers, so it makes noise but isn’t actually good for anything.
Bonus points if you hold the phone upside-down or backwards.
“Obviously Kotaku paid off Square Enix to delay the game so that they could have a big exclusive scoop.”
Please send a check to the IOC - I’ve heard they have a direct sales team that will sell you a gold in any of the events, as long as you have the cash.
I noticed a really bad glitch in the running events where sometimes the game would spawn a runner with +20 speed. It basically made the other runners look ridiculously slow.
Maybe, but I always call them smooth or crunchy.
Your description of Sonic 2 is the exact same as my experience. I still get anxiety when I hear the “Sonic drowning” music.
His street name is “Coke Dealer” and we arrested him for... selling heroin.
It’s a damn national tragedy that Evel Knievel isn’t alive to see this, then jump over those buses.
It’s related to peanut butter. I heard he’s mortal enemies with another drug dealer, named Extra Crunchy.
No idea. Whenver I have one, I delete it without listening to it. The world may never know.