That’s every day, my friend.
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Nope, sorry. It’s not a “real” fake holiday, so it would be morally wrong to have a cuban sandwich today. You don’t want that on your conscience, do you?
That was my question. Like, if you announce that it is National Sandwich Day, and people all across the country repeat that, and people go out and buy a sandwich today, didn’t you just invent National Sandwich Day?
It’s more of a bridge situation....but it is a stone bridge, so technically he lives under a lot of rocks.
He’s so elusive, he actually only shows up in No Man’s Sky - he doesn’t exist in Hitman at all.
“....BUT I WANTED TO BE IN CHARGE OF THIS CORRUPT SPEED TRAP”
I’ve never been to a stadium that had lasagna, and most places even stop you from bringing your own. It’s a racket, I say! Why can’t I enjoy an entire family size lasagna while watching a sports event?! What happened to freedom, America?
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I feel like making cats race goes against the spirit of Garfield, but that’s for the team to decide.
Similarly, the University of Texas will not be offering “safe spaces” or “trigger warnings” as the entire campus will now be paved with guns.
Boring, maybe. But this cake restores 50 life points when you pick it up.
“...and for today’s game folks, the first baseman for the home team is sponsored by The Who, in honor of their new re-mastered songs coming out this week.”
That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.
Same here. Except that the “stuff going on in his life” was that he was/is a narcissistic asshole.
Can’t we just get the MXC guys to do the Ninja Warrior commentary?
Dear @teencosmo:
DT: “Hello, is this Teen Cosmo? This is Donald Trump. I just want you to know that Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t very hot anymore. You should know so you can report on it.”
They should hold onto all of them until Week 4 when Tony Romo’s clavicle implodes. The Cowboys already lost Kellen Moore and you know Romo’s not going to play the entire season. Jerry could get pretty desperate for a replacement.