Freud was so smart.
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Foghorn is the Patron Saint of Bad Jokes, how could we forget him?
Look, these people were at a Trump event. They were silent because they were trying to count the years to figure out whether “8" years ago was Jesus’s first or second term.
I’ll be waiting a while too, but feeling anxious:
Sure, just like absolutely no one wants to be matched up against But Sasson.
“should go back to classic blue colour during the day.”
Oh, this has to be a thing now.
Yes, sleeping
“August 2016 Updated Interview Guidelines for Donald Trump Spokespeople:
“No, there’s nothing wrong with the water, it’s just that Brazilians celebrate St. Patrick’s Day for a full week in August for some reason. Happy Saint Paddy’s Day from the IOC!”
3-HIT COMBO!
NO YOU’RE CRYING
Maybe there’s no Olympics, but I assume right before Gawker is sold and gutted we’ll get an all-time leaderboard and those with the most stars will be given medals (or sub-blogs, whatever).
Vote George P. Bush - The “P” Stands for “Patricide”!
If you pay for Hulu+, you get all of the same content as you did with a free account, PLUS you get all of the same commercials you loved before. Also, you’ll have less discretionary income, so you’ll have less money for booze. Alcoholism cured!
“Everyone in the NFL is now a wuss, and I weep for our country. It’s ridiculuous that the NFL would cancel a game just because there were a few tornadoes in the vicinity. I once saw Joe Namath play a game where the defending team was made up entirely of tornadoes. Just 11 tornadoes in formation on the opposite side of…
Harley Quinn is in prison because Batman ruined their date night.
0.) Getting hit by a car and missing the Olympics
“Trump today swore a blood oath that if he was elected, he would personally murder one random US citizen every day of his term.”