Fuller stands

ABC really has that problem. Someone there is just in love with awful titles. I like to recommend Better off Ted and Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 to people, but the titles are just embarrassingly bad.

Take this as a lesson people! Colon cancer is something like 95% curable if detected early. Yes, a pipe shoved up your tail pipe isn’t the most fun thing on the planet, but honestly, with the drugs, most people hardly notice (the prep is far worse. Just make sure you have a decently charged phone and you’ll be ok). If…

Oh God, I can’t upvote! I CAN’T UPVOTE!

They were afraid it wouldn’t end well.

Well, I did the “Claim your account” thing and it took me to a Disqus page, then the browser just closed. Am I verified? I fucking hate this already.