I, like you, am shy and introverted dude, although some what less so now that I'm married in my mid-30s. But, I had the same issue you did in high-school/college, in that I always felt like I would be an asshole if I actually approached a woman I thought was attractive. I also had this weird thing where I…

I have that VHS! The quote is from "Liz Smith, COSMOPOLITAN."

In college, I had a girl from one of my classes try to seduce me with Secretary. She invited my over to study and then put it on after we were done. I guess it must of been successful because we made out a little.

The Cowboy Way was going to be big. Crocodile Dundee big.

That's great that it went well. As an occasionally-paid photographer, I feel like I would be nervous taking boudoir photos much less being in them. Good on you!

Presumably, you could take ten steps in any direction.

Exec 1: Hey we need a song for the Power Rangers trailer, what do we got?
Exec 2: Well, we aren't that creative so the song should probably reference either Rangers or Power…
Exec 1: Hmmm…is Sister Christian too subtle?
Exec 2: Wait, I'll Google "power" and "song."
…
Exec 2: Eureka!

Perhaps you could tell them "Get over it. She lost!"

I think the best way to achieve this is if all women agree to only breed with men who have naturally hairless asses. The women's asses should also be hairless.

Hey, don't mean to bother you, but did you know Prince was from Minnesota? Just thought you should know incase you wanted to visit the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka. Did you need directions? I can give you directions. It's no problem. You know what? How about you just hop in the car with me and the wife and we…

A while back I was describing my musical interests to some 23 year old coworkers as "mostly just being disappointed with the new new music put out by bands I liked when I was 19." At the time I was right, but then 2016 came around with new Bowie and Radiohead albums that were fantastic. Still, the point being that I…

Yeah, I keep thinking they could have cut to black and had just do the one line off screen.

I feel like Amy Winehouse is pretty close. Had a huge album in her early 20s then no real follow-up. Although, Amy was still a big attraction in the tabloids as a trainwreck until her unfortunate demise. It feels more like Lauren Hill just sort of disappeared from the public all together.

This is my situation nearly exactly. Down to sex last month so probably not again until next year. Even the sleep thing. At least now that it's getting colder my wife will press her back against me to syphon off my body heat while she looks at her phone and falls asleep. So, I guess my advice to help achieve your wish…

Your situation sounds similar to my wife and mine, but we are in year 4 of trying (with 3 unsuccessful IVF treatments) and still struggling with pregnancy. It sounds like you are just starting the fertility process, which for us was years long and stressful. The people at our fertility clinic were fairly nice and I…