Mayo’s continental.

I accidentally overcooked steaks for my family a couple of weeks ago. I was so disgusted with myself. I usually do a quick sear and then throw them in a hot oven for a few minutes. Well dumb ass forgot to set the timer and started chatting, drinking adult beverages and medium rare got well fucking done.

If the glassware is awesome enough to steal chances are it is available for purchase. It’s theft. If they are stealing non-branded glassware because it is super unique, also theft. If they are stealing super plain glassware that is clearly purchased in bulk at ye olde restaurant supply hut, that’s probably…

I think it does taste better. But I can never think to articulate that because angry lady baby is trying not to turn into vodka she-hulk.

Screw cobblers, we need to get the elves involved.

Have you ever ordered a Moscow Mule and had it served in a regular glass.

If that’s what he looks like on the outside, his insides are probably tar and pop rocks.

Yeah, but who do you think would give Bannon that sweet off-book Special O action?

You are reading my mind. Not slutty, but inviting and Nordic. I made that clear, right? Fantastic. The boys need to be a lot broader in the shoulders.

I know. I wasn’t even aware it advertised. Now I know.

I don’t want to be critical, but those people aren’t really blond enough to sell it? Could we recast with some more... Nordic types? Like Captain America/Thor looking, little less beefy, both sexes, same energy. Fantastic.

No, but when Adam Lambert was a thing, he got paid to impersonate Adam Lambert. I am not sure if there is still money in that.

What I love about JD is that he is both a David Bowie and an Adam Lambert impersonator.

And Ryan isn’t the most effective speaker of the house we’ve ever seen. Let’s leave him be.

No... Peacocks!!!

That really bothers me. I want one scene where one person talks about the fact that they don’t have food because they are fuckwits and now Dany bring big boatloads of pony-fuckers and castrati. What are they going to eat?

What about the lengthy description of Sam’s dick?

Not short then. Fun sized.

He’s gotta an itty bitty peanut head too.

Leslie was. His character in Naked Gun wasn’t hot. Master Thespian shit.