I was making Nachos... Essos equals Nachos.

No one is more boring than Dany.

Well, Pence knows he looks like that guy from Naked Gun... So yeah, he’s fucking en fuego.

I think it’s a suicide attempt.

That sounds like an exit strategy not an aphrodisiac.

Seriously... The man knew how to wear a suit, tie a tie, sit in a chair and shake hands with world leaders. He enjoyed bike riding a lot, had below average reading comprehension, he called his closest adviser Turd Blossom and only wanted to be president to show Daddy he was better than Jeb.

Good. I feel less guilty for huge crush I had on him...

The upside down room? But why? Why would you let someone do that to people you have to see again?

But I actually liked Doug’s work. I thought he was really talented. He was just an asshole.

I think they actually got sued and lost for that one. Had to replace the mantle and pay extra for emotional distress. I vaguely remember laughing my ass off.

They must get Hildy. And they can get a bunch of those “winners” from Design Star. Maybe Frank or Kia (remember her awesome chain bed?) or creeper Doug can come back.

It wasn’t fair to have Vern. The people who got Vern got new hard wood floors every week, cuz somehow it was always in his budget.

We are going to build boxes, and on top of the boxes we will put a thin layer of foam covered in fabric. Once we put a shit ton of pillows on it, it will then be a sofa.

Who the hell else would paint a grand piano?

She literally didn’t give a crap about the people whose spaces she was defiling. She is following her fucking muse and her muse stopped for macaroons. That’s going to be the theme for this living room!

Was that the room where she destroyed the original craftsman mantelpiece by chance? And it was like she’d never heard of this “craft man”.

I drink every time my husband asks, “has Chris Matthew got dementia?”

My father-in-law was cared for at the VA. I am wildly thankful my father fulfilled his service with the National Guard and I never have to deal with them again.

After a year and a half in Nashville, I found a place that sells my very favorite beer. Lagunitas Sucks.

They also want the government to keep their hands off medicare and VA benefits so....