Then why can’t he buy a tie tack??? or Go to the Big and Tall section and buy a tie for a man his height? All the men in my life are fucking giants, you buy them ties for giants. You either buy the right size or you tack them.

I am so confused also how the Democrats fucked up this vote. Literally no one asked them to vote for it.

What did that weirdo from the treasury say? He’s got perfect genes.

And now I long for W because on weekends he would go to his cheap ass ranch and clear brush and read books. Yeah, maybe he didn’t comprehend everything he was reading, but come hell or high water that brush got cleared. And he actually liked Camp David because he could ride his God Damned bike.

I couldn’t let my sister watch it... I had it cued up on my phone, then it got to the “I made this 🌲 for you...” And I snatched my phone back. She got the gist and he hadn’t got her soul yet...

No shit. I was raised right. Cover up.

I had to force myself​ to stop looking at the butt.

I think that comes later when he comes to you in your dreams and shows you what he was drawing.

That was my reaction. I really thought it was going to end with a blood bath.

A possessed clay figurine knows when to keep it’s fucking mouth shut. This one thinks it can be a real boy.

He’s trying to hypnotize you.

It was nice message at all, I just couldn’t help thinking, “this fucking thing is going to kill me so hard and so weird.”

And I love fancy cocktails and destination hotel bars!

This is just my opinion, (and this is pretty scant knowledge, these are some of the most boring monarchs except for George III) is that it can be traced to when George I came back from Hanover. All the Hanover kings were common as fuck and they married dumpy little German princesses with barely any dowries to speak of…

Yeah, but Charles is Royal. Victoria and Albert are in his family tree more than once and they were first cousins.

If you watch the Prince Philip documentary on Netflix, Patricia and her sister Pamela are the best part!

That last episode was the SHIT!!!!

That tracks.

Ew. Gross.

I would watch that show too.