I wish it was on Netflix. I want to watch it all in one sitting while ignoring my husband and drinking Martinis.

Actually, climate change March in April...

The President of Mexico power dissed him yesterday on the world stage! One upped him! Pulled out of a meeting that Trump said he was going to pull out of BEFORE Trump could like a boss!

What? Nobody ever died and left him a tie clip?

Can I have both? I am just saying in term of over medicating a valium and vodka sounds like what I need to get me thru tomorrow.

Exactly! Monsieur wasn’t an awesome guy, but what? I am supposed to root for the boring, self-absorbed, sexually incontinent, douche-nozzle with the orange trees? (the orange trees really bored me. God they bored me.)

I LOVED MONSIEUR!!! Versailles was wonderful mostly because of Monsieur and La Montespan. She was a sexy beast.

It’s nuts. Then he gets hot grandpa Joe Biden as his wing man... Along with the incandescent Michelle and the amazing Dr. Biden... I can’t even.

Put orange in the middle of the sentence and go for the easy way out by rhyming Manhattan with “hat that he shat in.”

The dystopian “Dave”?

Because you’re also waiting to be reassured this is not happening and it feels so good not to be all alone as you face the terrifying darkness that we now call “after Friday.”

It’s an intricate tapestry of early onset Alzheimer’s, shit attention span and unimpressive grasp of the English language.

For that amount, I get 4 wine glasses and 2 weeks of pet food donated to a no kill shelter? That’s how I usually justify my crazy cat lady purchases.

I find myself wondering about life as an extreme couponer/doomsday prepper.

I am from Northwestern Minnesota, I went to college in North Dakota. I used to drive in Blizzards a couple times a week in the winter. It was full on prairie nonsense. So some advice.

What is there that isn’t made better by a little kick of pineapple?

Axel and Oscar were my grandma’s uncles... Norway in the late 1800's was fucking insufferable!

They radiate darkness. Seriously. If the house is not haunted when they get there, I am convinced they open doors to the nether world while they are there.

Because Tim Kaine is here to teach us how to act in God Damned public.

It’s going to be nothing GOP induced but sweet nothings, non-stop cunilingus low cost pap smears, birth control and mammograms; and money earmarked for early childhood education (including high quality ESL programs). Trump was the big problem.