Emma Stone.

I had trouble with their characters’ relationship in the last season of AHS because of feelings carried over from hearing about this!

Yep, I was wondering why none of the (admittedly only two) stories I had read about them breaking up mentioned the time when police were called for a domestic disturbance that was her beating him up.

That’s because Australia is the Florida of the continents. It’s also why all the animals want to kill you so bad there.

“Does someone have to die before law enforcement does their job?”

Sounds great, can’t wait for it!

Yeah, I’ve always assumed that his character on The Office was just him slightly exaggerating his actual personality.

From what I’ve read and listened to, the gap between those two things may be slim.

No thank you please.

Are their navels so large they can’t help but gaze upon them.

Man, I have to say, your clit sounds kind of snobby to me, and like maybe its trying too hard to fit a certain kind of demographic.

There were other options one or two were Native American women and Jackson is remembered for (among other douchbaggery) his mistreatment of Native Americans (especially since he went against congress to do it). I personally prefer Harriet as in addition to being a good symbol for our nations less than lovely past…

The answer to this question is

In bad Spanish, sure. Good Spanish would be “Alma Mia.” Otherwise it’s MI alma. It’s my mother tongue and what I make my living with as a translator.

His daughter’s name means “my soul” in Spanish, he said, “because I’m cheesy like that.”

If I had $15,000 to drop on a single article of clothing I would just hire someone to make something for me.

“ The new person playing the “Vulvatron character” has been announced. “

UGH IF SOMEONE BROUGHT ME CHICKEN FINGERS <3

They should have aimed at his pubic region, then.

me. he deserves me.